What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

Previous Random Joke Next
Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

Chocolate Jokes More Chocolate Jokes

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Why does Reddit hate Pilipinos?

Everybody hates Pilipinos.