What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Which actor is resting in pieces?

Alan RIPman

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What type of fruit loves chocolate the most?

A Coconut.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does."