What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

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What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

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How is a speech impediment like a box of chocolates?

It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.

Why can you trust chocolate but not marshmallow?

Because chocolate doesn't make a peep.

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What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.