What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

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What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.

What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.