What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

How do you call the current situation in Syria?

Very syrias

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What's an accordion good for?

A: Learning how to fold a map.

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What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

What do you call sandpaper in Iraq?

A map.