What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

What the difference between Bernie Sanders and a piece of fruit?

Pieces of fruit actually get picked for something.

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

Why should civil war be taken seriously?

Because it's Syria's business.

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What do you call someone who wears a diaper fashioned from a map?

Incontinent

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

What does a blind person say when you give them sandpaper?

Well that's really tiny writing!"