Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing?

Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

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What kind of dog do IT people prefer?

A Dobie

How do IT technicians prefer to be paid?

Cache in hand.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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What do narcoleptic people drink in bars?

BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

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Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.