Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?

I.C. !

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

Where does a burger feel at home?

On the range!