Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

Where did Sally go when the bombs fell?

Everywhere.

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Why do black cats never shave ?

Because 8 out of 10 cats prefer whiskas !

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

Why did the Jamaican go to Syria?

To get stoned

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.