Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

What flavor gum does a scientist prefer?

Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What did the U.S airdrop the the children of Syria?

Dead parents

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

What did the super spy polyatomic ion say when he walked into the bar?

The name's Bond, Covalent Bond

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !