Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst part about dating a Japanese girl?

When you break up with her, you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

How is making cheese like invading Syria?

You get some Kurds in the way.

Why are there no Walmarts in Syria?

Because there is a target on every corner. Guys, this syriaous.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why do americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.