What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

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Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

www.filopedia.org

What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

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Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

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What did the hipster say when a starbucks opened in his neighborhood?

You can't gentrify this place! I just moved here!"

What's your emer- She said don't get her anything for Valentine's Day! 911: And you didn't?

No! 911: Placing you in protective custody.