What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

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Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

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Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

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Why do Mexicans always walk around like the own the place?

Their dad built it, and their mom cleans it

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.