Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why do Transformers always have their heads in the clouds?

They're robots in da skies.

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do a racist and an apple have in common?

They both look good hanging from a tree

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

Free Time Jokes More Free Time Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the difference between a Pokemon Go player and a Facebook user??

Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

A: Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

How many of you know this funny man pakalu papito ?

Its one of his joke.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call two witches who share a room?

Broom-mates.

What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy