Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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'Can I join you?'

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How is a Muslim at Ramadan like Sonic the Hedgehog?

They both gotta go fast.

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What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

What do you call a liquid that spent all its money dissolving solute?

insolvent

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Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

Visit Jokes More Visit Jokes

What do you call a black guy that visits r/jokes regularly ?

A masochist

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.

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What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Syria Jokes More Syria Jokes

Why are the citizens of Damascus so solemn when talking about oil?

A: Because it's Syria's business. (cross-post from by request)

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.