Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free?

Iron, man.

Why can't Iron Man stay in a steady relationship?

He has rust issues.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do mexicans dislike rust?

Because it is feo

Why did the priest dislike geometry?

It's sin-ful. self made joke

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!"

Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

Why don't they tell jokes in base 8?

Because seven ten eleven!

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

Kitchen Appliance Jokes More Kitchen Appliance Jokes

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors?

Because they all shot pilots.