Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

Iron Man Jokes More Iron Man Jokes

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

What is Iron Man when he removes his suit?

Stark naked.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

What did Muslim sonic say on June 5?

Gotta go fasting! LOL

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

Service Jokes More Service Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

How do you cut down a hipster tree?

A suuh dude!

How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!