Surfer Jokes

What's a surfers least favourite household appliance?

A Microwave.

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What did the surfer say when he visited Syria?

This place is totally radical!

What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad?

A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most?

The micro wave.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the surfer join ISIS?

Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up.

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What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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Silver Surfer Jokes More Silver Surfer Jokes

What do you call iron man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

What is faster than silver surfer?

Quicksilver Surfer! :D

Guantanamo Bay Jokes More Guantanamo Bay Jokes

How do terrorist surfers spend free time at Guantanamo Bay?

WATERBOARDING!!!

Why is it so hard to get to know Guantanamo Bay detainees?

Because they're too cagey.

Radical Muslim Jokes More Radical Muslim Jokes

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

David Carradine Jokes More David Carradine Jokes

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

What do David Carradine and the Mets have in common?

They both choke when it really matters.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)