What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major?

My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder...

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.