What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why were the welder and stoner such good friends?

They both love to spark up joints.

What do you call a boy-band composed of stoners?

No Direction.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What did the Time Traveller find when he brought a joint to Ancient Greece?

The Philosophers Stoned

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Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

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Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)