What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

What do a stoner lost in the desert and Bolivia have in common?

They're both really high and have no access to water.

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What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What do you call a chocolate moose?

Dessert.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.