What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

to the other side.

What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert?

Joint custardy

Why do people who smoke weed take geology?

Because they're STONERS!