What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

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A fowl smell!

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.