What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

What do you get if you cross a phone with a birthday celebration?

A party line!

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How do you get a stoner to comprehend what you're saying?

Put it bluntly.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna