What do you get when you cross a stoner with a halo nerd?

Masterchief

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What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane