What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road ?

It was Nervous

Why was Jesus crucified instead of stoned?

So Catholics could do this makes the sign of the cross, instead of this bangs self in head with fists.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !