What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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Who is the favourite communist leader of all the cats?

Mao

Who should get the cat?

I don't know...let's see who he loves the most" 3 weeks later Can you tell "Nope"

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What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea?

A horribly depraved piece of human garbage.

What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA?

Thrown out of the petting zoo

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a canary?

Chirpes. It can't be tweeted because it's a canarial disease.

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.