What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What is the difference between cats and commas?

This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.

What does a cat sleep on?

A: A caterpillow.

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What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?

You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.

Why did the free-range chicken cross the road?

Because he could.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.