What do you call a cat crossed with a canary?

a cosh(x/a)

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did Dr. Seuss call the book he wrote about Star Wars?

The Cat in the AT-AT

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Why did Adele cross the street?

To say hello.... From the other side.

Canary Jokes More Canary Jokes

What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What do you get when you cross a lawnmower and a canary?

Shredded tweet.