What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

What do you get when you win the laziest man in the world contest?

Atrophy.