What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time ?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How many recovering alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

We'll get on it next week

What's the difference between a bad haircut and a good haircut?

About two weeks.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

Why does Leonardo DiCaprio love his fast car?

Because he got an award for revvin' it.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy