What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Who has time to monitor followers/unfollowers?

I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?

After a week he was spotless !

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the laziest man in the world win?

Atrophy.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.