What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Coma Jokes More Coma Jokes

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

What's a nuns favorite day of the week?

Sununday.

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

What award was given to the best knock-knock joke winner?

The No-Bell prize.

Atrophy Jokes More Atrophy Jokes

What did the winner of the not moving contest get?

Atrophy

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.