Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

How high are you! ?

demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

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Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

What did Ryu say to Ken?

HOWAREYOUKEN?!

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.