Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

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What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What's the reason Bollywood Cast parties are awkward?

They think Cast is spelled with an e.

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast