Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

What do you call a line of Barbies?

A. A Barbecue!

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

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Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

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Why didn't the potter get a job?

He didn't *urn* his degree.

Where do men with erectile dysfunction go to find a job?

Ubisoft

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.