Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

Why did they never make a pregnant Barbie?

because Ken always came in another box.

Amy Schumer Jokes More Amy Schumer Jokes

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

Ken Jokes More Ken Jokes

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Cast Jokes More Cast Jokes

What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.