Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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Why was Barbie kicked out of the toy box?

because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.

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How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

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How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish?

Give him test tickles.

Why didn't Ken ever get Barbie pregnant?

because he always came in another box.

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Why didn't Zeke get that job at the KFC off the interstate?

He thought they'd want to hear that back at the farm, he likes doin' chickens right also.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

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Why couldn't Barbie get pregnant?

Because they cast Amy Schumer and Ken couldn't get the job done.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub