What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.