What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.