What's worse than getting rejected by an attractive stranger?

Getting hit on by an ugly stranger.

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Reject Jokes More Reject Jokes

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do a cab driver and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them ...the more english you get out.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!