What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

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What do you call a Muslim with a kebab?

A kaBOMB...*hah*

What did the Muslim Sonic say?

Gotta go fast.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.