What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Why are people with celiac disease more likely to get into heaven?

Because they reject setian.

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Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.