What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why is the homeless /r/anime mod still homeless?

Every time someone tries to give him Shelter, he rejects it.

Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

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How do Muslims like their food served?

Allah Carte

Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite?

Allahu Snackbar!

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Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.