What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

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How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

Why dont Muslims play Dota?

Because techies respawns

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Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.