Why are muslim charities the worst to donate to?

Because they are for prophet.

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What does a Muslim have if they hate their god?

An Allahgy

How do you know a Muslim is lying?

their lips are moving

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

Why don't shrimp donate to charities?

Because they're shellfish.

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Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

Why are all Atheists poor?

Because Atheism is a not for-prophet organization.