Why was the white man chasing the black man?

Because he was in first place.

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Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

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Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What do you call 500 old white guys chasing a black man with clubs?

The PGA tour.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

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What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA