What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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Third grade

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That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record