What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are asymptotes like women?

You can get close to it, but you can't touch it

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

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What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

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How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

White Man Jokes More White Man Jokes

Why do white men shop at black yard sales?

To get all their stuff back.

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

Criminal Record Jokes More Criminal Record Jokes

What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.