What do black guys have that's longer than most white men's and gets even bigger when they touch a woman?

Their criminal record.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

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Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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George Lucas.

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What's the scariest thing about a white man in prison?

You know he did it.

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A firecracker!

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What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record

What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.