Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!