Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why did the bar owner by a diamond mine get arrested?

He attributed to the delinquency of a miner.

Touch Jokes More Touch Jokes

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Big Hand Jokes More Big Hand Jokes

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

Little Hand Jokes More Little Hand Jokes

How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch?

The big hand touches the little hand.

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

Jared Fogle Jokes More Jared Fogle Jokes

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.