Why did they arrest Jared Fogle at 3:15?

That's when the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants. I'll show myself out.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What's the difference between virgin olive oil and extra virgin olive oil?

thick Italian accent* "She don't even touch it."

What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

What do you call a lesbian with big hands?

Well hung!

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How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house?

When the big hand touches the little hand

What time was it when Jared got fired?

When the big hand touched the little hand

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer