What did David say when the tourist tried to touch him?

Don't touch my marbles.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

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What do you call a guy who likes touching unripened cheese?

A fetaphile

What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

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What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What's the difference between a truck full of marbles and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of marbles with a pitchfork.

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Who's on first?

David." "Cool." -Abbott and Costello's first draft

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.