What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

What's the difference between terrorists and tourists?

Terrorists have sympathizers.

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What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.

How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?

A: Depends on how many were photographed.