What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

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What do you call a beautiful girl in Boston?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.