What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

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What do you call a person who likes white rice, and not brown rice?

A ricest.

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What do you call the first black guy elected to the White House?

Precedent.