What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

What do you call a woman in the living room?

A tourist.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.