Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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Why doesn't Iowa have a professional football team?

So that Minnesota does not get jealous.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

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What do you call an intelligent man in America?

A tourist.

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Tourists

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What does a duck call a tractor?

A Quakter

Whats a farmers best dating advice?

A tractor

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

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What do you call a bunch of Asian bears roaring?

Panda-monium.

What do Detroit and the Olympics have in common?

You hear a gunshot and see a bunch of black guys running

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How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Why do the Kurds have no state of their own?

They didn't get their whey.