Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

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Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

What's the difference between the 7 dwarfs and a girl's high school track team?

The 7 dwarfs are a bunch of cunning runts...

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

A: It's all in the grip.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.