Wisconsin Jokes

What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

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What do The Walking Dead and the state of Wisconsin have in common?

They both have a hated governor.

What's the capital of Wisconsin?

W

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

What's the difference between Wisconsin women and Iowa trash?

At least the Iowa trash gets taking out once a week.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do you call an old fruit-picker in Wisconsin?

Cherry-atric

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Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

How do you stop your children from smoking?

Slow down and use some lubricant.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

W Jokes More W Jokes

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do Crows hang out on friday night?

The crow bar.

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What's the difference between... What's the difference between a women's track team and a pack of intelligent pygmies?

The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts...

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

Capital Jokes More Capital Jokes

What is the capital of Greece?

More than the capital of the UK.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.