Recall Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Why did Steve Irwin's sunscreen get recalled?

It didn't protect him from harmful rays Edit: Steve Irwin was the man. RIP

What do 7 million Chevy's have in common?

I don't recall.

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.