What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did one hotdog stand say to the other hotdog stand?

Eyyyy, Garry, didn't know you turned into a hotdog stand too! Eyyyy!

What do you call an international diamond monopoly turned Chicago football team?

Da Beers

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

How many Women Priest are there?

Nun.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

How are the Seahawks and my girlfriend similar?

they both can get 16 shoved down their throat without choking

Grade Jokes More Grade Jokes

Why did 2Pac go to the gym?

To get a 6Pac! -7th grade me

What kind of eggs do Canadians prefer?

Grade eh

Javelin Jokes More Javelin Jokes

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded?

A. You don't have to be very good to get people's attention.

Corridor Jokes More Corridor Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

Recall Jokes More Recall Jokes

How do you get a Ford recalled?

Wait.

Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry?

A: He couldn't recall.