How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How did the drunk Irish man lose 30$?

He bet 10$ on the soccer game and 20$ on the replay.

What's the difference between a Southern wedding and a Southern tornado?

Nothing - either way someone's gonna lose a trailer *shamelessly stolen from Robin Williams

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What do you call a nun in space?

Dead.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

What's black and blue and red all over?

The dress

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes."

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

Altar Boy Jokes More Altar Boy Jokes

What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.