How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

What did Alex Trebek say when he was about to lose his job?

My career is in Jeopardy!"

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What's the most fun a monk can have?

Nun

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do you call an invisible, cross-dressing dad?

A transparent

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and dead babies?

I didn't lose my virginity in the back of a Lamborghini.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

Why are rosary beads so small?

Because altar boys are really tight.