How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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What do you do when you lose your Kia car?

You go Soul-searching.

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.

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What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Which fish dresses the best?

The Swordfish - It always looks sharp!

What dress?

Disdress or dat dress *Ba dum tish*

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What did the farmer's daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad you're crushing my smokes! Or "That'll do pig, that'll do." I have heard it both ways.

What did the farmers daughter say when she lost her virginity?

Get off me dad your crushing my smokes!

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What do Mike Piazza, and an altar boy have in common?

They were both catchers for the Padres.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy