What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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Black Hole Jokes More Black Hole Jokes

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.