What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What did the black hole say to the pulsar?

I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

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What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.