What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What's the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?

Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.

How do you get a one armed Canadian out of a tree?

Wave to him!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!