What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What sound was made when a water truck collided with a vinegar truck?

DOUCHE!!!