What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?

A: They're doing research on black holes.

What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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Why is the ocean so salty?

Because the land never waves back

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

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What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!