What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint. Haha

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.