What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why do you need to carry radioactive materials in sealed, lead containers?

To stop it from falling out.

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Red Paint Jokes More Red Paint Jokes

What's clear and smells like red paint?

Chloroform. :D

What does blue paint taste like?

Exactly like red paint!

Maroon Jokes More Maroon Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

What's a sailor's least favorite color?

Maroon

Collide Jokes More Collide Jokes

What happened when the Mrs. Smith's truck collided with the Tastykake truck?

Pyrex

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

Blue Paint Jokes More Blue Paint Jokes

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Crew Jokes More Crew Jokes

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.