What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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What did the premature ejaculatist say to his offended lover?

Sorry... That came out wrong.

How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

A: Her batteries were dead.

What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.