What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?

Oh no not snake and pygmy pie again!

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How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.