What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?