What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ?

Whale of fortune !

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What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

How do you get a whale off a beach?

A whale-barrow!

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!