What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Why aren't you doing very well in history?

Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

Why don't Geordies use scales?

Because they can weigh things by eye man.

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He tried to stirrup some interest!

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.