What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

What's the first thing the cannibal did after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.