What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.