Evil Spirit Jokes

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

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Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?

An exhorsist!

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Take me to your breeder !

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He'll re-possess it

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

What does a college kid do when confronted by an evil spirit?

He drinks it just like he drinks every other kind of spirit.