What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

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Which cable provider offers ISIS 24/7 support?

Daesh Network

What's the difference between a civilian camp and an ISIS base?

I don't know I just fly the drones

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What kind of superhero would Caitlyn Jenner be?

An Ex-Man.

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What is a terrorist's favorite wine?

White Infidel.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.