What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

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What do you call a drink with problems?

Dilemmanade

When the neutron gets his drink, he asks, "Bartender, how much do I owe you?

The bartender replies, "For you, neutron, no charge."

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

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What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What is a terrorist's favorite wine?

White Infidel.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.