What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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Why are you studying your Easter candy?

I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!"

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What kind of bone do you find in a dinosaur steak?

A T-Bone!!!!

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

Why don't bunnies make noise when they make love?

Because they have cotton balls.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)