What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

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Needle them

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What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What noise does Doppler's cat make?

Meeeeeaaaaaaoooooo

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You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)