What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

What kind of suit does a bee wear to work?

A: A buzzness suit!

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Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.

How did the swordsman annoy r/jokes?

He feinted. (Sorry)

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)