Oyster Jokes

What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

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Why do oysters enjoy being cooked?

It raises their shellfish steam.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

What do you call an Oyster who is stuck in traffic?

A: A PearlJam

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

What kind of noise annoys an oyster?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

Why don't oysters like to share?

Because they're shellfish.