What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese"

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*