What do you call an oyster who can't find another job?

A clamboni driver!

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico?

Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers?

They needed a developer.

How to get a job on Game of Thrones: Q: Can you act?

A: Sorta Q: Will you get naked A: Yes HIRED!

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What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie