What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe?

A melon collie.

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

Why don't oysters give to charity?

They are shellfish.

Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow get the Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!