What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ?

A flat fish !

Why did Muhammad cross the road?

Because he had the right of way.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

Oyster Jokes More Oyster Jokes

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize?

He was out standing in his field

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.