What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

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What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What do you get if you cross a giant ship with the Internet?

The Site-anic.

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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?

It was won by a hare!

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline

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What did the oyster say when the monster broke into his home?

Shucks

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.