Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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When does a horse neigh?

Whinny wants to!

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

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Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

When do rabbits have buck teeth?

When their parents won't get them braces.