Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What do you get when you cross a frog and a rabbit?

A rabbit that says "Ribbit."

What do you call a bunch of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hairline.