Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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What did the slave master say to his slaves when they didn't want to make shoes anymore?

Just Do It"

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

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Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Why do rabbits love beer?

Because it's made of hops.