Why did the rabbits go on strike?

They wanted a better celery!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

Why Republicans cannot swim as freely as they want?

Dems!

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?

A hare dare.