Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why would I want to talk to your baby?

On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.