Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger