Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

Why did the chicken cross the "net" ?

It wanted to get to the other site !

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child