Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

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What do u get when u mix a douche and a tool?

Scottsdale.

What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

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Why did the pregnant lady douche with Chanel No 5?

She wanted to chanel her inner child

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

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What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

What can bring out your inner child?

A coathanger.