How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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When you tell Optimus Prime a joke, what do you hear?

Vehicular man's laughter

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus .

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

What's the square root of optimus prime?

I'm not sure, but it's more than meets the eye.