What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

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What did they sew you up with?

My Dad laughing so hard - as he said "That's not funny!" Cat Gut

What did the tailor do after she got hit by the lawyer's car?

Sewed him

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.