What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

What do you call a guy who can't poop?

A constipatient

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log