What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.