What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

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What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.