What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

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What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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What did Captain Picard say when he saw the new sewing machine?

Make it sew!

What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log