What did Jesus say to the Eskimos?

Many are cold, but few are frozen.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.