What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

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What is an Eskimos best friend?

pol ice

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids