What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the snow for too long?

Polaroids.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.