What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Block Jokes More Block Jokes

What do you call a business man that blocks snow?

A cold wall banker.

What do you call a fanny on a fanny on a fanny?

A block of flaps

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What did the eskimo say when her water broke?

Oh no, my ice cracked!

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Eskimos Jokes More Eskimos Jokes

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.