Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

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Why was the snowman smiling?

He saw the snowblower coming

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What is the softest part of a wheel chair?

The vegtable sitting in it

How do four whores sit on one chair?

They turn it over.