Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What do you call someone who doesn't like food fights?

A pasta-fist.

Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

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What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What did one Snowman say to the other Snowman?

Can you smell carrot?

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why was the necrophiliac fired from the crematory?

He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why is there no Asian Isaac Newton?

He sat under the durian tree.