Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

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Why did the snowman smile?

Because the snowblower is coming.

What di you call a snowman in may?

A puddle!

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Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

How can you even see with those?

You're fired."

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What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"