Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

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What did one dog say to the other dog?

I like "Hot Dogs".

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.

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What do you call a horse that is on fire?

Neighpalm

Why did the janitor get fired from the bank?

Because he cleaned out the vault.

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What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.