Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

What's your strongest trait?

My fingers. "No, like... Are you pinching me " GIVE ME fighting to maintain pinch THE JOB

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What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What do you call a small parent?

A minimum !