Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

What do you call a rifle that fires 3 bullets at once?

A trifle!

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What does 9/11 and cancer have in common?

They were both inside Jobs

Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What is Bill and Ted's favorite book of the bible?

Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Minimum Jokes More Minimum Jokes

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

What do you call a small parent?

A minimum !