Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

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What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?