Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

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What are you doing here?

I just got fired from the circus "Oh my" Yeah, the calibration on my cannon was way off. I landed in your pond

What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How long does it take to for Mexicans to do a job?

Oh, wait they're done.

Ted Jokes More Ted Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

Minimum Jokes More Minimum Jokes

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?