Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

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Where's your better half?

The PS4's at home "No I mean-" Where WOULD it be Wow, dumb question.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.