Where'd you go?

Him: "You meant with you "

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What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.