Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What's the difference between driving a car on an empty tank of gas and having diarrhea?

One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.

S Jokes More S Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

Erection Jokes More Erection Jokes

Why do men struggle to urinate with an erection?

It's just too hard.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

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How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*