Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

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Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

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Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"