Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What's the difference between a teenager and a radioactive element?

Radioactive elements last longer.

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Whats worse than having a lobster on yer piano?

Having crabs on yer organ!

Wheres the dinosaur bone exhibit?

through that door" Thank you very ruff! "What'd you say " *2 dogs fall out of trench coat & run*

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What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common?

They only have an erection every 4 years

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

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Why did the midget get slapped?

Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do Porsche and Apple have in common?

New product, same design.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending