Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between dog food and a hot dog?

I have no idea...

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

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Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

Whats the difference between Electricians and Technicians?

You don't have electricians that are colour blind!

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.