Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

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He always throws the punch.

What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

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Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick