Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.

Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

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Why didnt the asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground?

I thought Asian women couldn't drive &amp#3232&amp#3232