Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Whats the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a women's track team?

A tribe of pygmies is a bunch of cunning runts.

Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans?

Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

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Why does everyone like the KKK?

Cause they're the best!

Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

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Why would somebody punch a sheep?

Ewe wouldn't understand.

What does Captain Falcon drink in Hawaii?

PUNCH!

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.