What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What's the difference between a vegan, a crossfit instructor, and a psychological test subject?

The test subject is the only one you'd willingly ask to "tell us about yourself."

What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb?

The crew.

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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

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