What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a gambler and a Kasich supporter?

A gambler might lose.

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What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

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What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why would Ellen Pao not do her own AMA?

General Pao's chicken.

Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer?

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