What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What's the difference between a Fig and a Fig Newton?

A Fig Newton is Force sensitive.

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What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why is there lipstick on your collar?

she yelled. "It's part of the design," I said, opening up my wardrobe, "Look, I have the entire collection."

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself