Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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What is brown and has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler on a children's playground.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef!

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Flo Rida Jokes More Flo Rida Jokes

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

What do you call a retarded Flo Rida?

Slo Rida

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

the duck say when he bought lipstick?

How does a duck pay for lipstick?

She puts it on her bill

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

What did one kid at the playground say to the other kid?

Hello from the other slIIIIiiiIIIIide

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a creep and a kid?

I wouldn't let a creep sit on my lap.

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.