Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What is the the Chicken's favorite composer?

bach bach bach time to return to

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

What's the difference between a dry, moldy cranberry and an angry blue bird?

One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, dumb, blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer!*

What is Soulja Boy's favorite type of Christmas song??

YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Jason Jokes More Jason Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van

Flo Rida Jokes More Flo Rida Jokes

What do you call a retarded Flo Rida?

Slo Rida

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice