Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

You might also enjoy:

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

Ellen Pao Jokes More Ellen Pao Jokes

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

about 40 years.

What is Ellen Pao's favourite piece of Malware?

Ponzi Buddy

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of "Return Of The King"?

A free-LOTR

Why does not a forth-grader ever take the bus home?

Because he knew his parents will make him return it.

Jason Jokes More Jason Jokes

Where does Kylie Minogue get her kebabs?

Jason's Doner-Van

Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Flo Rida Jokes More Flo Rida Jokes

What's another name for black pitbull?

Flo Rida

What do you call a retarded Flo Rida?

Slo Rida

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.