Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

How many wiseguys does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who's asking

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Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

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What do you call a smart blonde?

A golden retriever

What do you call a smart blond?

A golden retriever.