Pitbull Jokes

What animal has five legs?

A pitbull returning from a playground.

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What is the difference between a pitbull and a Golden Retriever?

A Golden Retriever can sing better.

Who is Pitbull's favorite nascar driver?

Dale Earnhardt jr.

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and a pitbull?

Lipstick

What is Pitbull's favorite restaurant?

Jason's Dale!

What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker?

You might get your baby back off a pitbull.

What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes?

The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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Put it on my bill

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Lipstick

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ?

Gnus - readers !

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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What do you call a smart blond?

A golden retriever.

What's blonde and intelligent?

A golden retriever

Playground Jokes More Playground Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What do you call someone who designs playgrounds?

A Park-itect

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Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

What do you call a dinosaur with herpes?

a Cankersaurus!