Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Previous Random Joke Next

Horn Jokes More Horn Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the last thing the ISIS fighters' wife said before she blew herself up?

Bahhh

What's the difference between a microwave and a Muslim?

A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.

Steering Wheel Jokes More Steering Wheel Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Lipstick Jokes More Lipstick Jokes

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Why does Mary Kay walk funny?

Her lipstick